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What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer.

Date: 2013-10-23 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bridgewalker.livejournal.com
That's because women are better at handling pain than men are. Always have been, always will be; we'll ignore it for something greater or outside our own selves.
Men are concerned with their own little persons. And nothing else.

*hugs & smewches*
Good yarn, though. :)

Date: 2013-10-23 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ffiondove.livejournal.com
Of course if we all kicked the buggers in the nuts hard enough eventually we wouldn't have to go through childbirth anyway ;-) xxxx ((((((((HUGS BACK)))))))

Date: 2013-10-23 09:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-10-23 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bridgewalker.livejournal.com
Good point. *hee*



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